given my follower count and the number of days in a year its way more than reasonable to assume that it’s one of your birthdays today
happy birthday whoever you are
what if augustus and hazel’s couple quote was “Aight? Aight.”
i fell in love the way u fall asleep. slow then mad quick u feel
excuse me, can i get a couple of ice cubes in here please
sure, a couple of ice cubes coming up!
here you go
hhaah… april fools!!!!
WHAT DID YHYOU DDO TO MY DRINK???!?!?!?!?
you asksed for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and i only put in one!!!
i guess that is pretty funny